Flower Fans T-Shirts

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'Are you crazy, lady? You ordered these twenty minute sago.'

'I think the fertility drug is starting to work but I'm still not pregnant.'

Flowers. Oh, it's a "bow-k"!

Alpha pansy; 'GRRRRRR!!!'

'I like a woman with a curvy figure.'

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bees SOS

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

NASA Special

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Van Go

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

Cow Pollen

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"