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"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

Prize vegetables.

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Social distancing

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Dog in Daisys

Labor Day Flowers

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Frog flirting.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Botany Baby!

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'