Flower Fanboy T-Shirts

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Social distancing

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Labor Day Flowers

Cats and gardens.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Botany Baby!

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

Bees SOS