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Preparation.

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'Hey, look! The subpeonies are in bloom!'

'Are you sure that's all you have to say?'

'Wow, check out the blooms on that cutie. I bet she's GM.'

The garden lady.

' ... and finally, the union contract includes five minutes a day for you to smell the roses.'

'I know what you're up to, and it won't work.' Delbert P. Munson: Spring Fever's toughest nut to crack.

"You must have a green thumb."

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

Thud!

Gardening.

Sometimes the U.S. drops daisies on other countries just to let them know that we love them.

"They weren't wilted before you picked them up!"

'The flowers are lovely, Dear, but I was hoping for a Mother's Day tweet.'

I love Springtime

"If you want to vent your anger about politicians, dear, go into the garden and dead head some flowers."

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

Man being led to gallows sees hanging basket, saying: 'Nice touch.'

'We haven't finished pollinating Hyacinths and the Polyanthus are out.'

Lily Costume

"I think the bulb's gone in my daffodil"

King Alfred's Daffodil Bulbs.

A bee who flunked sex ed.

"Are those flowers wild?"

"She gets them from her father - he's crazy on football."

Anorexic flora.

Another orchid? You don't have room, mom. Orchid show. Every winter this hits you. Why? You can't figure it out? I guess.

I'm thinking we injected you with the wrong stem cells.

Evolver

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