Flower Lover T-Shirts

Preparation.

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'Hey, look! The subpeonies are in bloom!'

'Are you sure that's all you have to say?'

' ... and finally, the union contract includes five minutes a day for you to smell the roses.'

'I know what you're up to, and it won't work.' Delbert P. Munson: Spring Fever's toughest nut to crack.

'Wow, check out the blooms on that cutie. I bet she's GM.'

The garden lady.

"They weren't wilted before you picked them up!"

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"You must have a green thumb."

Gardening.

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

Sometimes the U.S. drops daisies on other countries just to let them know that we love them.

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

"I think the bulb's gone in my daffodil"

'We haven't finished pollinating Hyacinths and the Polyanthus are out.'

"If you want to vent your anger about politicians, dear, go into the garden and dead head some flowers."

Man being led to gallows sees hanging basket, saying: 'Nice touch.'

Thud!

Lily Costume

I love Springtime

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Relationship Venn

The Future is Feminist

End Gun Violence

Evolver

Women History Month

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

"It's amazing you do this and aren't even on social media."

"Let's wait ten more minutes so that we will be on time for being late."

"O.K., maybe we ordered to many rose petals."

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"