Flower Fanboy Pillows

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Frog flirting.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Labor Day Flowers

Cats and gardens.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Botany Baby!

Bees SOS

The wife whisperer.