Flower Humor Lover Pillows

"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Dog in Daisys

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Botany Baby!

Bees SOS

Mad about Roses!

Gardening#2

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Valentine Day

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'In Love'

The wife whisperer.

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'That plant food really works!'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'