Fruit Humor Lover Pillows

"Hey! Black really is slimming."

Banana Showering.

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

Peach flirting with a banana.

Tree Passion

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Plum jam...

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'What are you eating now?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Conference Pears

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Apricots

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'