Fruit Comedy Lover Pillows

Blind Date...

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Banana Split Personality

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Tree Passion

'What are you eating now?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Plum jam...

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Conference Pears

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping