Flora Fan Mugs

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Seed packet reads: EASY GROW JAPANESE KNOTWEED

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I've gone for the countryside look.'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

Bees SOS

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'They're dog roses!'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The Garden

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."