Artificial Flora Fan Gifts

'If you pretend to water these fake flowers they'll last longer.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Wine Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers: It!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Bee in flight.

House plants

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Springtime

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Damn floral activists."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Carnations.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Beekeeping 101

Amongst the rush.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.