Facial Finesse Fan Gifts

'My cosmetic surgery clinic does well but it's always nip and tuck.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Medical Cabinet

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'You've got lot toe!'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Caddy With A Cool Box

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

Only a handful of people are this small.

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Now I look like Mummy!'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

"You've got some beard in your food."

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.