Face Time Fan Gifts

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

At the market

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Pie Charts, Inc.

Edvard Grieg

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

Medical Cabinet

Batman - Face ID

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"We moved here for the schools."

Caveman bathroom

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Wednesday wave.'

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

"Serf's up"

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

"We have a question from an audience member, who asks: 'how do you stay optimistic during difficult times?'"

Only a handful of people are this small.

Acme towel company: "You're taking too long on your rest breaks."

'Now I look like Mummy!'

'Max, we have to put the rubber band gun away...I made a mistake giving it to you. It's for older kids...Trust me...it hurts me as much as it hurts you.'

"My time machine is powered by the energy collected from unblinkingly watching this pot."

"There's no need to shout!"

The wheel.