Time Management Fan Gifts

Acme towel company: "You're taking too long on your rest breaks."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Bright idea

At the market

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Prince Charming, how was your date with Cinderella? I'm not sure -- I thought we were having fun, but she kept checking her watch all night!

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Atomic Bear: Part 26

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"You always arrive late at the office." "But I make up for it by leaving early."

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'I found another pothole.'

'Don't be a clock watcher. Just do what the clock does. Keep on going.'

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Cost Time A = Edit your strategy Bored Tired

'I'll do half of it.'

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."