Timekeeping Fan Gifts

Clock and bird

Ancient Racing

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Tic-tac-toe

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"It's time to wake up!"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Centaur Sprinter

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"You're late."