Record-keeping Fan Gifts

World Records by Migratory Birds.

Ancient Racing

Best before 65 million BC.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Centaur Sprinter

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Elvis' autopsy

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man saying he does not want his ale thick because he is not hungry

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Sheep of the 1970's

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain