Fact-checking Fan Gifts

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Bright idea

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Rumours Online

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'I found another pothole.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

The Mnemonic Plague.

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

If you are going to fact check my resume, I embellished the part about being an astronaut.

Sleep Disorder Research.

Funky Facts: Sharks.

"It's the ABCs, Justin. You don't need to fact check."

'We need someone in here, like now.'

Best Dream Ever

The filming of CEOs Gone Wild

That side up.