Fact-checking Fan Mugs

"The US has one of the lowest mortality rates in the world. Fauci is an alarmist and Biden wants to defund the police."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Bright idea

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Rumours Online

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

The Mnemonic Plague.

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

Sleep Disorder Research.

If you are going to fact check my resume, I embellished the part about being an astronaut.

"It's the ABCs, Justin. You don't need to fact check."

Funky Facts: Sharks.

'We need someone in here, like now.'

The filming of CEOs Gone Wild

Best Dream Ever