Self-assessment Fan Gifts

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"Travel changed me."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"You're so vein."

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

Attention seeker's anonymous.

"You need to let things go."

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'