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Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

"I worry that some people find me boring"

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"Travel changed me."

Push yourself. No one else is going to do it for you. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. You will never know your limits unless you push yourself to them. Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is worth fighting for. Passion is pushing yourself when no one else is around. Are you two going to help on not?! I thought we were.

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

"You're so vein."

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

Attention seeker's anonymous.

"You need to let things go."