Risk Assessment Fan T-Shirts

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

First Aid Box

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

Safety Pin

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

"What did I tell you about putting your eggs in one basket?"

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

"Please welcome the newest member of our risk management team . . ."

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

All Food Must Be Covered

Password?

F&E Diner. The TSA agent turned health inspector didn't find any violations. Our soup is on the "no-fly" list.

Barr and the Mueller-Report

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

Crash Test Smartie

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