Risk Assessment Lover T-Shirts

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Caution signs.

Safety Barriers

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'This is your lucky day!'

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

First Aid Box

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Laboratory- risk assessor

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."