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"Watch it with that thing - you'll put my eye out!"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

First Aid Box

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

"Let the minutes show we're not taking the pension fund and putting it all on the 2.30 at Newmarket."

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'I'm screwed...'

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."