Risk Evaluator T-Shirts

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'There's so much choice these days.'

'Stocks' losing people to 'Mutal and pension funds'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Caution signs.

Safety Barriers

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'This is your lucky day!'

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

First Aid Box

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Laboratory- risk assessor

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'