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'Tell Johnson that the safety officer would like to speak with him...the sooner the better.'

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

Laid off? Make the most of what you've got and tap all resources.

"It's agreed, we invest our share of the $700 billion bailout in Lotto tickets."

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'I'm screwed...'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

Snakeboarding.

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

'This is a killer hole!'

"This is a great investment, as long as you're not in it for the thrills and chills."

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."