Risk Lovers T-Shirts

"On the other hand, given your risk tolerance, you might prefer our Post-Apocalyptic Plan."

Wall St. or True Love.

End the Winter Blues

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Beware of stimulus plans.

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Gambling on office building construction

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Frankie and Annette.

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"Never seen a cow before?"

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

Church Drive-Thru.

'Give him a chance...he's still new to the job.'