Risk-taking Lovers T-Shirts

Overshooting the Runway

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Wall St. or True Love.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Church Drive-Thru.

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

Lovers' Leap

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'I'm screwed...'

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.