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"I love taking risks... it's all the consequences I can't handle."

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'I'm screwed...'

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

'How was your ski trip?'

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

'Are you certain that you want to go in there?'