Risk-taking Aficionado T-Shirts

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Gift"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.