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"Now I know this one's expensive, but just think how much negative equity you'll have to brag about when the market crashes."

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

Lottery office lift buttons read 'Up', 'Down' and 'Lucky Dip'.

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'What went particularly well?'

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'I'm screwed...'

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

"This is a great investment, as long as you're not in it for the thrills and chills."

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Exporting - Highs and Lows

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

'How was your ski trip?'