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Mysterious stranger wonders who he, himself, is.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

So You've Cloned Yourself

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Astronaut Selfie.

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"Adolescencia"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Push yourself. No one else is going to do it for you. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. You will never know your limits unless you push yourself to them. Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is worth fighting for. Passion is pushing yourself when no one else is around. Are you two going to help on not?! I thought we were.

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.