Reality Check Fan Gifts

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Isabel Allende

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Trump Mask

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

Unicorn in the Woods

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

Election Report. The political debates and huge ratings. "Dancing Around the Issues" topped "Dancing with the Stars"!

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

As Seen On TV

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Hello, Number 6!"

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.