Reality Check Fan Gifts

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Isabel Allende

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Trump Mask

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Unicorn in the Woods

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"Hello, Number 6!"

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

As Seen On TV

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

The Party of Lincoln