Clockwork Fan Gifts

Freeing a Clockwork Bird

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

A Cumulonim-bus

Death Watch

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

People who understand Venn diagrams

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

The King's New Robes.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

"Have you tried using one of these?"

Steel fabricator

"Boy, she has a new look."

Traveller's Luggage.

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

Viagara Pills.

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

"Yeah...it IS kinda like selling guns to crazy people, isn't it...?"

Pterodactyl Clock.

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now

"They call it fireworks. I call it a scary thunderstorm with really great special effects."

'The Fourth of July would be a lot more fun if school weren't out anyway.'

'C'mon just light the bloody thing - it's not rocket science!'

"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

Nothing on a stick vendor for beavers.

'Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...'