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Freeing a Clockwork Bird

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

A Cumulonim-bus

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Death Watch

People who understand Venn diagrams

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

The King's New Robes.

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

Steel fabricator

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

Traveller's Luggage.

"Boy, she has a new look."

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

"Yeah...it IS kinda like selling guns to crazy people, isn't it...?"

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now

"They call it fireworks. I call it a scary thunderstorm with really great special effects."

'C'mon just light the bloody thing - it's not rocket science!'

'The Fourth of July would be a lot more fun if school weren't out anyway.'

"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"

"Please welcome Dr. Corbett, who will explain his big bang theory."

The Masons.

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

'Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...'