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"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

It's a girl!

Snowmen

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

'Hear you're big in logistics.'

Santa gets a ticket

Four Calling Birds - Smartphones sales boost Christmas spending.

Elfie on the shelf

'I put hopeless at Christmas shopping into a search engine and your name came up!'

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

'He said yes to everything. He's not as bottom line as Dad is.'