Classic Christmas Fan T-Shirts

Why are direction signs always so bad?

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I love these old decorations!"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa's wash day.

Meet Santa's entourage

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

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'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Previously on..."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

inflation at Christmas