Christmas Countdown Fan Gifts

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Last week, stingy caf

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

Snowmen

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

Rudolph's Half Brother - Dumas the Red Assed Reinmule.

It's a girl!

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'Hear you're big in logistics.'

Santa gets a ticket

"No more for him, he has to drive."

Four Calling Birds - Smartphones sales boost Christmas spending.

"It's the perfect stocking stuffer!"

'He said yes to everything. He's not as bottom line as Dad is.'

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.