Creative Christmas Fan Gifts

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"I love these old decorations!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Meet Santa's entourage

Santa's wash day.

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Christmas reunions!

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

inflation at Christmas

Last week, stingy caf

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Santa's elevator

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

'Santa's blotto.'