Quirky Christmas Fan Gifts

'Okay I know he's Santas little helper but this is getting ridiculous!'

'Santa's blotto.'

Santa is rescued from a desert island that is scattered with bones and reindeer skulls.

"Apparently, every Christmas he'd take the tree out of storage and add a few more ornaments!"

'I just love Christmas!'

Photos with Decapitated Santa

A Centipede's Christmas

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Santa's wash day.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.