Quirky Christmas Fans Gifts

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Sheep In Curlers

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Santa's wash day.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Mice 25¢

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Toast kidnapper.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

House for Sale.