Quirky Christmas Fans Gifts

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Sheep In Curlers

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Santa's wash day.

Easter Candy Island.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Mice 25¢

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Toast kidnapper.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

House for Sale.