Clocks And Skulls Fan Gifts

Death Watch

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Juggler and Illusionist

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Clown walks balloon dog

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Long-legged clown...