Time Management Fan Pillows

Acme towel company: "You're taking too long on your rest breaks."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Bright idea

At the market

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"You always arrive late at the office." "But I make up for it by leaving early."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

'Don't be a clock watcher. Just do what the clock does. Keep on going.'

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Cost Time A = Edit your strategy Bored Tired

'I'll do half of it.'

"I didn't prioritize my day and now I'm stagnant."