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'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

At the market

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Edvard Grieg

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Batman - Face ID

Medical Cabinet

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

"We moved here for the schools."

Caveman bathroom

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'Wednesday wave.'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

"We have a question from an audience member, who asks: 'how do you stay optimistic during difficult times?'"

Only a handful of people are this small.

"Serf's up"

Acme towel company: "You're taking too long on your rest breaks."

'Now I look like Mummy!'

'Max, we have to put the rubber band gun away...I made a mistake giving it to you. It's for older kids...Trust me...it hurts me as much as it hurts you.'

"There's no need to shout!"

The wheel.

Dog chases caveman's newly invented wheel.