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My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

'It's called 'peek-a-boo' - It's a game about eye contact.'

"Gracie, I know we need to put up Christmas decorations...but right now it's time to sleep."

"We moved here for the schools."

'Max, we have to put the rubber band gun away...I made a mistake giving it to you. It's for older kids...Trust me...it hurts me as much as it hurts you.'

'Wednesday wave.'

'Granny!'

'When do they start fighting? This is synchronized swimming!'

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

At the market

Typical Mother's Day.

My First Camera

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Office pics on dinner table.

Family members!

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Sliding Down the Banister

Holiday Travel.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."