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Medical Cabinet

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Stag poker"

"Wow, what a DILF."

Edvard Grieg

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

Only a handful of people are this small.

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

'Now I look like Mummy!'

Have a nice Weekend.

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

'My cosmetic surgery clinic does well but it's always nip and tuck.'

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

Division of Putting Toothpaste Back in the Tube

R.I.P Seth Grimthorp

'Grazing Goat, next time take it easy on the war paint. You look like a cheap call girl.'

Face Painting Five Bucks