Facial Expression Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Movember

30 Days Has Movember

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Medical Cabinet

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

My Life in Beards.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Clock Tower Shadow

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

Beard, socks and sandals.

"She has your soul patch."

How to wear a false moustache.

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.