Facial Expression Trainer T-Shirts

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Balloon dog training

Medical Cabinet

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

Sport

"Actually, minister, as long as you say 'strong and stable, you can fill the rest with any old b*llocks!"

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

Conservative media training.

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

"He's busy cross-training. He's drinking with his left hand."

Home/work masks.

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

Mr. Harris thought his face-lift was a tad too severe.

"Meetings are where I've learned to communicate with my coworkers via facial expressions only."

"It's a common misconception that resting bitch face affects only women. Statistically, it's a man's disease."

"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?"

He doesn't look sorry!

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

'My cosmetic surgery clinic does well but it's always nip and tuck.'

"Always had difficulty expressing my anger. Even before the botox injections."

'Multi-skilling course.'

'Busy day?'

"Well, your posture needs work, but I can't fault you for eye-contact."

'He said he wanted to consult you about his attention span problem, and then he wandered away.'

Memory school - Improve retention, capacity, recall - if amnesia persists, see your physician.

"Try and be interesting."

"After a year in a mask the smile needed some work."