Personality Trainer T-Shirts

"Try and be interesting."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

How leaders fail

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"We're exclusively delts."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.