Personality Theorist T-Shirts

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

If you were an iceberg...

Quantum Breakup

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

Must you always be so negative?

Some Friends From Work

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

'Which one shall I get?'

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"You have multiple personalities. You would not be lonely if you got to know them."

Personality Test - No Result

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.