Personality Theorist Gifts

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

If you were an iceberg...

Quantum Breakup

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Psychology 101

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

Must you always be so negative?

Some Friends From Work

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

'Which one shall I get?'

H. J. Eysenck

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

"You have multiple personalities. You would not be lonely if you got to know them."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

What's the best way to avoid getting stuck in a serious relationship? Little buddy … Aren't you putting the cart before the horse? You haven't even had a date in … what it it, two years? … Which means I'm due for an extra-clingy relationship any day now. Well ... I suppose that is in keeping with Randy's postulate #498 ... The cling-i-tude of a relationship is directly proportional to the amount of time it takes to get into it. Is there any formula for avoiding that? Maybe if I carry the one?

Personality Test - No Result

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

'If I were you I'd spend most of my time trying to be someone else.'

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."