Personality Analyst Gifts

If you were an iceberg...

"You are fair, compassionate, and intelligent, but you are perceived as biased, callous, and dumb."

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

"Sooooooo.........Brian, you think you're good enough for the Humility Club."

'The boss actually looked warm and fuzzy getting on the bus...but it was just steam from the manhole cover.'

'Beneath her cold, hard exterior, is a cold hard interior.'

How many pessimists does it take to light one little candle? Pessimists cannot doe it. Only optimists can light one little candle.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Sigmund Freud.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

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"He gets easily abstracted."

Agricultural Psychology

Psychobabbling brook.

A Freudian slip...

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Super-ego Surveillance

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

Post-psychoanalysis